Happy Holidays, all!

… OR ELSE.

Meet the cast! Prepare laugh track.

Time to kick this sucker off! Let’s start off with my main, hunter Artema, who–

What the–

oh shit

OH SHIT

Please remember to use your transporters wisely, kids! And don’t do drugs. That up there, meeting her future date with a lake full of crazy people, is Artema of Ogrimmar, a wise-cracking beer-drinking weapon-swinging type of orc that you know you want to take home to Ma.

Then there’s Diah’na, former cutesy elf mage, current Sylvanas fangirl and Scourge ass-kicker! No, she’s not entirely stable in the head, why do you ask?

On the other end of the crazy spectrum there’s Thiri’shar, the grumpy old man who just happened to run away and join the Crusade. It’s like the circus. But less elephants, more jousting.

And there’s Saewa, a shy little cow who’s Mum to all the little critters in the world. Excuse me while I squeal my head off at that giant-headed baby raptor.

When I’m not making up random dorky backgrounds for my toons, grinding for another mount (SO MANY OGRES WHY), I’m raiding with…

A very… special… group of people. Special. Yes.

There’s your first post! We’ll see how it goes from here.

Hello world!

First post! This is a blog dedicated to the sights and scenes of World of Warcraft, a online fantasy MMO. Hopefully I won’t bore you too much. More to come.